I believe that Glenn Beck is a happily married man...

via gatewaypundit.blogspot.com

... and also quite definitely heterosexual. I don't believe he'd ever be so desperate to even contemplate reciprocating your *ahem* "interest."

But, then again, typical behavior for your average (if you can call sub-standard "average") looney leftie... After all, his brain is made of mush: An articulate and well reasoned argument is beyond his meager talents, so he simply must resort to ad hominem.